July 14, 2014

My Asus Superphone's Unique Super Power!

Dear Troopers into the Well of the House,

If you think you will quench the thirst of your eternal demands by trooping into the 'Well', let me tell you that you are doing the greatest disservice to our great Nation.

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You are putting crores and crores of hard-earning taxpayers' money deep into a dry well each time sessions are adjourned. Just like so many poor 3-and-above year old children have been falling into dry borewell open holes and die gruesome deaths, tax monies with life of their own to feed and care for millions, die immediate deaths due to your parochial behaviour.

There are so many Parliamentary devices for you to raise your demands and issues- short duration discussion, zero hour, calling attention motion, half-an-hour discussion, adjournment motion, censure motion and so on. Why don't you use them?
Do you realise that your hyper-regionalism converts to anti-nationalism when you thus disrupt entire sessions? What for have crores elected you- so that you make a tamasha, a mockery of democracy, of our august Houses? You do politics of disruption in Parliament, often rig elections in your states, kill RTI activists and good people fighting for rights, blame every other group/individual for conspiracies or lies against you and then say- 
"Peepool voted for us". [Pun intended- pool of pee is how poor voters are treated..sigh]

This is brazenly shameful.

That's why my Asus Superphone will have a super-power to put a full-stop to your brazen dirty politics, at least in the Temple of Democracy. Once the session starts, my Asus phone will detect that even if a single person tries to enter the Well, then at the boundary::
a pre-setup, Asus-signal sensitive, semi-circle of bars will spring up from the ground, making a fine fence instantaneously!

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So now, you- Aspirant Troopers into the Well of the House for your every demand- will beware of your disruptionist behaviour.

Before you even think of trooping in, iron bars will spring up and pierce your brains first and you will keep a safe distance away from the Well! You will therefore, resort to using Parliamentary methods to lodge your complaints and get your demands fulfilled. Else, you risk being thrown like a projectile towards the Floor of the House and land-

bottoms-up! :P


This one national service due to my Asus Superphone's super-detection power will bring relief to millions of taxpayers of our Nation. Overall improvement of behaviour levels in Parliament will convert into healthier discussions.

Remember that if you do not respect the Goddess of Democracy in Her own Temple, then 'peepool' will never forgive you. A day will come that you, drunk on the alcohol of power for years- will lie powerless and asphyxiated in the abyss of the deep 'Well'- having fallen to your own ignorance, to your own unparliamentary conduct/hooliganism.....

Even now, you have time- correct your behaviour voluntarily.

Else, Technology to the rescue!

My Asus Superphone with its super-power, will anyway make you do the needful!



Written in Public Interest,

From a deeply patriotic Indian Asus Superphone Inventor




In search of Incredible

**This is my entry for #IncredibleZen Asus Zenphone Contest  organised by Asus with IndiBlogger.

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21 comments:

  1. Wish to have such a SuperPower soon, Amrita!
    Each of us feels so helpless when such things happen in our Parilament...
    Much needed so that we, the people of India, are not treated as 'PeePool' :)
    Creative entry with stark reality. Best wishes for the contest :)

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    1. Thanks so mch Anita! All d best 2 U too! :)

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    2. Thanks :)
      Typo in my comment- *Parliament* :)

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  2. Definitely a much needed superpower! That's very imaginative, Amrita. Very well done :)

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  3. Very imaginative and different, while reading this post till the end I was wondering whether it was about a phone (device) or about the state of Indian politics. Hahaha good read.

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    1. Thanks so mch Nima! :) Good that I could keep up the suspense! :P

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  4. Amrita this is super creative and how I wish we all had a super power in our hands, right from corrupt netas and babus and unscrupulous biz people controlling the economy. Superb post:)

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    1. Thanks so mch Vishal! U r so right! Hope with our collective power we can do d same.... :)

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  5. Good going Amrita :-). www.drivekool.com

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  6. Wow, it was so creative a post !
    All the best for the competition :)

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    1. Thanks so much Anmol! :D All d best 2 U too! :)

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  7. That would be an excellent super-power ..and much needed considering the political scenario... well written Amrita... Best of luck..

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    1. Thanks so mch Maniparna! All d best 2 u too! :)

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    1. Thanks Arpit! Plz keep visitin my blog! :)

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  9. This is a very different take altogether. I simply loved it. All the best! :)

    Regards
    Sammya

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    1. Thanks so mch Sammy! All d best 2 U too! :D

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  10. Superb! That should teach them netas a lesson. Next we need to find a superpower to stop them from watching porn in parliament LOL.

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    1. Ha ha! That's actually superb! :D Why dnt U submit this idea fr the contest Ryan?! :D

      Thanks so mch fr ur comment! Plz do keep visitin my blog often! :)

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